Hi, everyone:
So, was everyone else as annoyed by last night’s Double Eviction as I was? I swear, every time I start to get genuinely excited about this group of Houseguests, they do something stupid.
Now, personally, I don’t think it was a mistake to get rid of Shelli. Shelli was a bigger threat to win HoH than Vanessa and there was every reason to believe that, since it was a double eviction, they could just evict Vanessa right after they evicted Shelli.
BUT NO!
It didn’t work out that way,
Unfortunately, the biggest waste of space in the Big Brother House — Steve — won the HoH competition. Steve is the so-called genius who cannot think for himself. He’s the so-called Big Brother superfan who has apparently never seen an episode of Big Brother. Steve is the creepy weirdo who wanders around the house talking to himself.
And what’s weird is that production seems to love Steve. One consistent thing about the CBS show is that there’s always at least a few minutes devoted to Steve doing something silly. It’s as if the show is trying to fool us into thinking that Steve is another Ian. But those of us who have seen the live feeds know the truth. STEVE IS USELESS!
I have a theory. I think that originally, this season was supposed to be all about Audrey. She was the production favorite, the one who was supposed to win it all. But then Audrey turned out to be a — with all apologies to Becky — total trainwreck. She got evicted and you’ll notice that once it was obvious that the production favorite wasn’t going to last, the whole BB Takeover twist ended. Am I suggesting that the whole Takeover Twist was just designed as way to potentially protect Grodner’s favorites? Yes, I am.
But anyway, without Audrey around, production had to find a new favorite. They flirted a bit with Shelli and Clay but then those two ended up being way too vapid. Vanessa was briefly a favorite but then she turned out to be way too crazy. So now, I think that Steve is the new favorite. The CBS show was determined to make us like Steve or, at the very least, disguise the fact that Steve is useless.
But last night, during the live show, there was no editing to protect Steve. We saw him in all of his useless glory. We saw him talking to himself. We saw how, even after he won HoH, none of the other HGs wanted a thing to do with him. We saw the real Steve.
And you know what? The real Steve really needs to shave. But, beyond that, he also needs to grow a pair because his HoH reign was PATHETIC! Instead of going after Vanessa or breaking up a power couple, he nominated Meg and Jackie. When Johnny Mac won the veto, Steve apparently asked John not to use it.
Why?
Because Steve really did want to get rid of Jackie! Apparently, Vanessa told him that Jackie was going to come after him. So, Steve stunned almost everyone with his useless nominations. And then Jackie was evicted. (Austin was so surprised that he even forgot to mention his stupid alter ego while casting his vote.)
So, Shelli and Jackie was the first two members of the jury but, apparently, they will both have a chance to reeneter the game. Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of jury members reenetering the game but, if John is evicted this week or next, I will quickly change my mind.
To make last night even worse, Liz won the next HoH competition and…
BLEH!
That’s right, Liz is HoH. And while the Hate Twins are jumping up and down and cheering in their oddly mannish voices, Vanessa and Austin are the real power behind the throne. As of right now, it appears that Becky and John are going up on the block and Becky is the target.
By the way, last night, Liz, Vanessa, Austin, and Julia all agreed that they need to change the name of the Freaks and Geeks Alliance. Liz suggested they call themselves the “Nerd Herd,” because she’s an idiot who has never seen any previous seasons of Big Brother.
On a final note, I can’t wait to see Steve evicted. WHAT A LOSER!
Lisa Marie