So, have you been away from our blog for awhile? Don’t have the live feeds, you say? Oh, you just watch the TV show part of Big Brother 8?

Holy moly. Where have you been?

Where to start. First, Jen douses Dick’s cigs in Clorox and eats, a violation of her previous PoV agreement to chow on slop the rest of the show, while Dick gets pissed and nearly in a fistfight with Jen moments before the California nanny got a penalty nomination for violating the rules, a decision from producers that affects Jameka greatly given Jen’s newly found lame-duck status …

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The day that Dani and Amber, who won 1st and 2nd place in this week’s PoV, earned a trip to New York, not for some day at the spa or something relaxing but to appear on the new CBS game show “The Power of 10,” in which one or both of them could win millions of dollars (seriously), throwing other parts of this game into limbo unbeknownst to the rest of the house, who find out early Tuesday afternoon that Jen only got a penalty vote not a nomination, something producers decided to rectify so as not to unjustly affect Jameka …

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Dani and Amber leave the house for 24 hours, and insanity ensues.

For about 18 hours, it did look like Jameka was a goner given Jen’s new strategy to break every rule imaginable. However, given the decision of Big Brother to do right by Jameka, it looks like Jen will be evicted sooner rather than later.

We’ll open up the diary room tomorrow for your say in the matter, and I have a feeling you’ll disagree with Thursday’s outcome. However, to say things can change on a dime in the Big Brother house is an understatement.

My question to the community is this: Has Big Brother gone to far with the tinkering this year? We’ve heard countless times about DR sessions in which producers make recommendations, and then today BB gets way involved, changing its mind on the fly.

My take is this: I agree with one poster who said this is probably the most entertaining cast yet on Big Brother, but at the same time, it’s the most maddening, the most crass and the most vulgar. However, I’m not ashamed to admit my guilty pleasure, and I like a lot of the tweaks Big Brother has done this year. However, I would advise them to tighten up their rulebook next season so houseguests won’t be able to take advantage so easily.

Now, it’s your turn … Your thoughts?

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Dick vs. Jen: It’s War.

by soonerryan on August 20, 2007

Jen’s nominated, and now she’s gone scorched earth.

First, she’s eating regular food, which I suppose would have earned her a penalty nom. I wouldn’t be surprised if she walked before Thursday. Seriously.

Second, she consults with the diary room about destroying Dick’s cigarettes. DR says she can hide ’em but not destroy ’em. Alas, considering she’s going the scorched earth route, she’s taking the Clorox to his Marlboro reds.

Sacrilege!

BB steps in apparently and saves three cartons, or perhaps they replaced his destroyed cigs with new ones. I can’t tell. However, at this point, it’s war, and she isn’t going to leave the Big Brother house quietly.

At one point, Jen grabs a smoke from Dick’s hand darn nearly causing a fistfight on the porch. The feeds went to trivia, and Showtime went to black. However, the feeds came back, and Dick turned on his charm in one of the funnier videos (sorry, it’s mean but it’s funny) this season.

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Big Brother Backdoor At It Again! Jen Nominated

by soonerryan on August 20, 2007

One of the great things about Big Brother is the Power of Veto. Even if the HoH wins it, he or she can use it to trump their initial nominations in lieu of something more certain because, face it, the backdoor nomination always goes home, right?

Well, Jen Johnson’s time to head to jury could be two days from now.

Amber traded one week of Daniele’s safety next week should she win HoH if Daniele would hook her up this week. What Amber didn’t know was that Daniele planned to do this anyway … That Daniele is a smart cookie. Nevertheless, the two of them were slated to spend some time together outside the house (overnight, even) as part of a prize they won from BB.

Look, Daniele’s target was Jen the entire time, and everything on Daniele’s birthday week is just coming up roses. Her dad stayed. She got a letter from Nick. She won PoV. She won a trip outside the house, and … she pretty much got to pick the evictee this week … Jen.

Considering Jameka cannot win HoH for at least two more weeks, she’s 100 percent safe for now. Why anybody would vote to evict Jameka, strategically, at this point is beyond logic. Jen isn’t really aligned with anybody steadfastly, and she competes well enough to be a threat. Unfortunately for those of us who like a little suspense, this is as close to a slam dunk as we could possibly get.

Right now, in fact, it would be unanimous, 5-0.

Unless America tells Eric to evict Jameka, it will be unanimous. At least America allowed him to give his Woobie to Jessica. I’m tellin’ ya’, he gives the nerds of the world hope because I could 100 percent stalk that woman.

I kid. I kid.

Jen is quite disappointed at what has transpired, but there’s nothing she can do. She did tell Dick that there was no way either he or Daniele would have her vote, to which he replied that she should quit pouting. By the way, it was the first time I’ve seen Mr. Donato inside the gym.

With everything going right for the birthday girl, you’d think she was actually “Alice” in Wonderland …

Anyhoo, do you think there’s any chance Jen survives this? I don’t, but we’ll open the online diary room tomorrow to let you guys cast an official ballot.

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Amber: What Does Backdoor Mean?

by soonerryan on August 19, 2007

After watching Sunday night’s Big Brother episode, I think we can officially endorse a public-service announcement that communicates just how much meth can destroy brain cells. Amber confessed to America and, ergo, the world just how poor her vocabulary is.

Given her lack of knowledge of the term “backdoor,” I am virtually trying to restrain myself from making the oh-so obvious joke. I’ll let you guys do that.

Nevertheless, she and Jameka are on the block, and despite Amber’s vision, it was Daniele who won PoV. That’s right, it’s a spoiler. Daniele’s birthday is one filled with domination. She won the PoV. Daniele has expressed an interest in backdooring Jen, but will she?

In the meantime, America was tasked with having Eric give his “childhood Woobie” to somebody in the house in an attempt to create a special moment. Personally, I hope America picks Jessica, but I would find it highly comedic if they picked evel Dick.

Other than that, other than the revelation that Amber’s child likely knows more words than mommy does, it was a pretty uneventful episode of our favorite show. In the meantime, what are some words that Amber should learn in the upcoming days?

I’ll start us off. Amber should learn the word “sequester.”

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Nominations Made: Bad News For Bible Belt

by soonerryan on August 17, 2007

In an expected move, HoH Daniele nominated the twosome we’ve come to know as the Bible Belt — Amber and Jameka. It’s Amber’s second time on the block, after her nomination in Week 1, but it’s the first for Jameka.

As things stand now, Daniele’s hope is that one of them wins the PoV so she can back-door Jen. Jen doesn’t know about this, and from all accounts would be devastated given that she believes Dani likes her. So, as it’s been the past several weeks, there’s a good chance the Bible Belt won’t be split up at all.

The intrigue over the next couple of days will center on the reaction from Amber and Jameka. Amber’s taken to an extremely somber disposition, spending most of her time in bed on the verge of tears. On the other hand, Jameka has kept a relatively positive outlook.

What will also be interesting is whether the other PoV contestants will actually heed Dani’s wishes should they win. And will this be Eric’s first PoV competition?

Which of these two would you most like to see go home? Or, would you prefer another houseguest to get backdoored? Right now, it looks like the only backdoor options are Jen or Zach, but perhaps you see this playing out differently?

Post those comments …

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Big Brother 8 Update, Odds & Questions Answered

by soonerryan on August 17, 2007

The feeds are back on after the Big Brother 8 houseguests finished the food competition — a rousing round of slop pong, a take off on the houseguests’ late-night beer-pong battles.

I do believe I heard Zach say that it was ironic that the people who normally played beer pong did not fare well in the slop version, which was contradicted by Zach eating two giant ham and cheese sandwiches, alongside a grilled cheese sandwich, washed down by a big, frosty Diet Coke.

Ahhh, the product placement. I’m hungry.

Zach did say that Eric hit the winning shot, so maybe I misheard.

Jen and Jameka are in the gym talking about nominations. Jen asks her who she think new HoH Daniele will nominate, and the 28-year-old school counselor from Maryland said she had no idea.

Really?

Just minutes before, in the storage room, Jameka told Amber that she had a feeling that this was going to be a good week. If you’re asking me, I’d say it’s cut and dry that Dani’s going to nominate Amber and Jameka and then try to backdoor Jen.

However, what has made BB great is its sheer unpredictability. One argument, one slip-up, one banner, one secret can turn this game on its head. It looks like nominations will be forthcoming in the next couple of hours with a PoV competition slated for early Saturday afternoon as usual.

In weeks past, I’ve posted my houseguest rankings, an effort I abandoned last week given the volatility of the house. However, here’s how I see things shaping up in terms of odds to win the whole thing:

Daniele: – She’s not the best player mentally, but relative to competitions, she’s the best. The absolute best. We have to remember that if she can survive to the Final 4, the game depends pretty much solely on competitions. Plus, she’s aligned with a great strategic player.

Her chances? Excellent.

Dick: – He was part of the biggest coup in Big Brother history, and I really think he’s gained some game-respect among his competitors. However, with Amber, Jameka or Jen gone next week, there is still a chance that Zach or Amber or Jen (whoever’s left) can win an HoH. Dick’s problem is that he’ll be THE target in that case.

Nevertheless, he’s a good, good player strategically. A great player, and seriously, the comparisons to Dr. Will we scoffed at earlier should be considered very seriously right now.

His chances? Very good.

Eric: – He executed this great coup, and he’ll take all the heat eventually. However, he’s a brilliant strategist and short-term alliance builder. But if he were to make it to the Final 4, I don’t like his chances in the competitions, and he’ll lose a final vote to anyone given that I do not believe the jury house will know of the twist. I write this because Dustin’s exit interviews with various Web sites do NOT acknowledge “America’s Player,” which they did with everyone else.

Nevertheless, Eric’s as good as Dick strategically.

His chances? Moderate.

Jessica: – She’s tied at the hip with Eric, but she came out of Thursday’s Dustin eviction clean as a whistle. She’s virtually a shoo-in for the Final 4, and at that point, it’s all about competitions.

Her chances? Very good.

Zach: – Opinion on the 30-year-old Florida State grad has changed in terms of game strategy. He was integral in Dick’s survival, but everybody in the house still overlooks him. Nevertheless, he sucks at competitions but would be a viable candidate to win in the finale given that he hasn’t alienated too many people, meaning the other houseguests will look to target him sooner rather than later.

His chances? Moderate.

Jen: – She’s goofy. She’s not very well liked. She gave up half the prize winnings, virtually ensuring a loss in the finale. However, she’s good at the competitions, meaning she could survive for a while. Long term though, she’s got no chance given the prize-money surrender.

Her chances? Poor.

Jameka: – Eric said it better than I could when he noted that she’ll beat anybody in a finale. She’s right, but only because she’s stayed true to herself even in the face of house criticism. Jameka is like Dick in a lot of ways in that, with her, what you see is what you get. In fact, a finale with Jameka and Dick would be very, very hard to call.

However, her decision to forfeit HoH opportunities was a killer. If she doesn’t go this week, she will absolutely go in the next three weeks. If not, it will be truly a great survival story, like her or not.

Amber: – When we had a survey asking all of you who was the best player so far, the Las Vegas cocktail waitress got all of one vote. While I hate criticizing women for being “emotional” given that it’s a criticism men often make of women unfairly, Amber takes it to a whole new level.

I’ve literally never seen anybody cry so much. Ever. In fact, she is so down in the dumps right now, I hope the producers have hidden all overdosable pills.

If she were to win this show, I would be stunned beyond belief. In fact, she’s the one houseguest I think stands no chance. None.

Her chances? I just told you.

Now for some questions that have come up in the comments:

1. Eric and the money. He has to complete FIVE tasks to get $10,000. It’s not $2,000 per task; it’s $10,000 for five. He has to complete five to get anything, and at this point, I suspect he is close to earning $20,000 or is starting the next five toward $30,000.

Now, for those of you who don’t know, these houseguests are paid. It’s nominal, but if you’re in the jury house, I think you get about $2,500 per week. Not chump change at all. Eric will walk away with a good amount, probably equivalent to what the runner-up gets, regardless.

2. Big Brother does it all for the ratings. OK, I’ve seen a lot of these comments, and knowing something about the television industry, I wanted to clarify a couple of things.

First, summer television shows do not rack up big ratings, no matter what. However, in the industry, these shows can be cash cows. They’re cheap to produce, and frankly, if they make anything, it’s a win.

Right now, NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” is the biggest summer show on television. Normally, it will pull a 2.8 to 3.2 rating on Tuesday nights, and Big Brother will do a 2.6 on the same night with a 2.0 on Sundays and a 2.6 to 2.8 on Thursdays. All of this numbers mumbo-jumbo relates to how many millions of TVs are tuned to this show.

OK, before I bore you to death with numbers, here’s the kicker. Big Brother’s ratings have climbed into that 3.0 to 3.2 range, a significant climb from last season. Our show is doing so well right now relative to network expectation that it’s almost assured of returning for the next couple of years, and we (the online community) are among the reasons why.

Sure, CBS probably wanted Dick to stay in the house, but I’m telling you that even more than Mr. Donato’s survival, they noticed us arguing about it. Being passionate about it. Blogging about it. In fact, the YouTube era of online video sharing has only served to make this game even more popular.

Does that mean CBS would try to compete with the big boys of the fall or winter seasons? No. The network isn’t trying to produce American Idol like numbers. They want a small but dedicated and insanely loyal group of viewers during the summer months, when television watching is traditionally down.

In other words, while the producers certainly didn’t weep at Dustin’s demise, they aren’t doing anything out of the ordinary to “rig” a show that’s only getting a 3 rating.

If you have comments or questions about the show itself you’d like answered, I’ll be “America’s Researcher” for you and do my best to get the info and post it here. So, ask away!

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Shocker! Dustin Evicted!

by soonerryan on August 16, 2007

In a stunner for the ages, evel Dick survives a live-eviction vote against Dustin, 4 to 2. Thanks to work on behalf of the evel one by Jessica and Eric, both Zach and Jen voted to evict the 22-year-old salesman from Chicago.

After America’s Player got his directive from us, he went to work on Jessica. And the both of them went to work on Jen and Zach. As recently as late Thursday afternoon, it looked like nothing concrete had been settled with those two, but as the votes went down, we knew.

Dustin’s reaction? Shock.

He blamed it in the interview on the schiesty Eric, although — c’mon — he’ll learn about the twist soon enough. This was truly a case of America deciding an eviction because without the directive to Eric, in my opinion, E.D. isn’t saved.

So all of us who enjoy watching the 44-year-old bar manager from L.A. in the Big Brother house, pop open a cold beverage and enjoy the HoH. I’ll post more about the competition and the new king or queen of the house in a few.

HoH Update:
The competition centered on the little guest from the other day, along with the quartet, the pirate and the barbershop quartet. It came down to Daniele and Amber, who had had a vision that she would win it this week.

However, not so fast. Daniele is your new HoH. Reaction to the eviction? To the new HoH?

Should Daniele keep to her word and work with Jess and Eric? Who should she nominate?

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Shocker or Bummer? Today’s The Day

by soonerryan on August 16, 2007

We’ve referenced “the plan” over the past 24 hours, which pertains to the discussions among Dick, Daniele, Jessica and Eric last night that would spell Dick’s safety and Dustin’s demise.

Think “Ocean’s Eleven” or any movie in which a heist is about to go down. Here’s the Anatomy of ‘The Plan’:

First, Dick has Dani’s vote, and he’s got Eric’s vote. I should note that per the conversation last night, if Dick stays, he and Eric will be TIGHT. In fact, Dick promised to be loyal to the guy through and through until the Final 4, presuming it’s this new alliance.

Dani is iffy on this, and Jessica is iffy on Dick. However, they have tentatively agreed to “the plan.”

Jessica is responsible for getting Zach’s vote. Zach’s a young man smitten with cute women, and I think he’s totally pliable. Considering he think’s he’s “in” with Jess, the Kansas cutie should be able to seal this deal.

Eric is responsible for Jen. Jen’s thick, but Eric is a good argument developer, a good salesman. This is the tough part of the plan, but if anybody can pull it off, it’s Eric.

Final votes to evict Dick would be Amber, Jameka.

Final votes to evict Dustin would be Eric, Daniele, Zach and Jen.

That’s the anatomy of “the plan,” and if there are changes to this throughout the day, we’ll post them in the comments area. Unfortunately, if this ends up 3 to 3, I can’t say for sure that Jessica would vote to evict Dustin. There are too many human factors that come into play, and we haven’t seen Jessica (or any HoH) under that much pressure yet.

Will she follow through? Will she choke?

Like Lisa mentioned in comments yesterday, to reference a soccer analogy, we’ve moved past overtime, and we’re now into penalty kicks.

Forget who you WANT to go home, what do you think WILL happen? Make your predictions here. My prediction, for the record, is that Eric and Jess will only be able to garner one extra vote, meaning Jess would have to break a tie, and I can’t predict how she’d go. I am just not sure.

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It’s Official: Dustin’s Gotta Go!

by soonerryan on August 15, 2007

Last week, 23 posters made their eviction wishes known here on big-brother-blog.com.

This week, more than 130 posters did so, and in a resounding fashion, a so-much-so-I-ain’t-even-gonna-bother-creating-a-graphic fashion, we’ve chosen — as a community, a blog — to recommend that the Big Brother 8 houseguests evict Dustin. To show you how little support Dustin received, only 30 of the 151 posts (135 or so of which were votes) supported Dick’s eviction.

While Dick has been rude at times, the general consensus is that he’s played the game pretty much without lying. Sure, it could be a commentary on our values system just how much we collectively abhor deception, even when presented the option of having to deal with rudeness. The thought is, if I’m reading everybody right, that we can deal with the evel (pun intended) we see, not the one we can’t.

And that’s what Dick brings to the game. Heck, on the CBS portion of the show — on Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays — you know when that guitar riff gets going that evel Dick is about to go on a tear. Frankly, it’s brought an excitement to BB that hasn’t been there in past years, and within the context of the game, we like it when he goes off.

On the other hand, Dustin truly is the typical Big Brother player, and I don’t mean that as a slam by any means. Lots of scheming and planning and backbiting — and while it’s all part of the soap opera that is Big Brother, the fact that his efforts negated an attempt to evict Eric, who many held responsible for the popular Nick’s demise, is enough reason to suggest Dustin be evicted.

However, Dustin also foolishly placed himself out there for eviction, truly a no-no in this game. Nobody wants to be the pawn, and how dumb is it that Dustin would assume that the game would not change over the course of a few days? He doesn’t know about the America’s Player twist, and he totally discounted the notion that Dick could settle down and negotiate personably with the other houseguests.

Memories are notoriously short in the Big Brother house. Just days after Eric, for example, referred to Dick as a 44-year-old, degenerate scumbag, he was out on the porch talking with Dick quite civilly. I should note though, to be fair, that this came more than a week after Dick referred to Eric as the biggest piece of s*** on Earth.

Who knows what will happen Thursday night?

Seriously. Right now, the whole Dick-Daniele-Jessica-Eric alliance looks iffy at best, and if I had to bet, I’d say Dick only gets the America’s Player vote from Eric and Daniele’s vote, sending Mr. Donato to the sequester house first. However, given the discovery of a message on the chess board earlier in the BB week and the ‘mad hatter’ events of today, who knows whether we’ll even have a traditional vote this week?

What we do know is that the fine community of Big Brother fans here on big-brother-blog.com resolutely choose to evict Dustin, 100-and-something to 30. Maybe Joe and a warm plate of gonorrhea will be awaiting him in the sequester house!

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Lisa has kept everybody abreast of some of the goings on at the house this afternoon. Apparently, a little person of some sort went around the house reciting phrases like “a snitch in time saves nine,” making folks think this could be a non-elimination round.

On the outside, a singing quartet starts crooning to “I’m Just Wild About Harry,” an old standard from back in the day (1930s?). There’s somebody on stilts, and everybody looks bewildered.

A snitch in time saves nine … ? What do you think it is? A banner that flew by giving away a twist? A rogue producer telling too much? OK, while you think about it, I did snag a video of the barbershop quartet. Enjoy and discuss.

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