No. 7 From Big Brother 8: Amber Goes Apes***

Eric Stein’s time in the Big Brother house last season was a roller coaster ride. It started way up, given that he was America’s Player, seemingly in the good graces of BB fans worldwide.

He did our dirty work, dousing Jen’s clothes with mustard. Voting to evict who we wanted. Acting a fool on our behalf.

However, the general consensus among Eric haters was that he behaved in a manner befitting a weasel, and some of those haters darn near outed Stein as America’s Player with a banner labeling the New Yorker as a liar.

Nick Starcevic had been evicted, and romantics worldwide united to take it out on Eric. Well, not really, but they definitely blamed Eric for what led to his ouster, and that roller coaster trekked downward quickly.

However, voting irregularities regarding Nick’s eviction were the least of Eric’s troubles. No, siree.

No, he drew the wrath of Amber “God Bless You, God” Tomcavage.

She apparently told him a secret regarding an abortion. Forgetting somehow that everything she says is amplified via a technology called microphone, Amber flew into a rage befitting a meth addict when she found out Eric had suggested that he might use the secret against her.

What played out was pure gold. By Tuesday or Wednesday of that week, whichever day this went down, Eric was already a beaten pup, and Amber was at the top of the dogpile.

Anyway, “God Bless You, God” for our fond memories of the No. 7 clip from Big Brother 8.