Threesomes & Anal Orgasms: A Busy Week For Crazy Gay Porn James!
Lots of happenings to report after a weekend of craziness in the Big Brother house, the least of which is that either Ryan and Allison or Sheila and Adam will be going home.
As of right now, it’s almost a sure thing that Matt/Natalie and James/Chelsia will be voting to evict Ryan and Allison, and it’s not so much a Ryan issue as it is an Allison issue.
HoH couple Joshuah and Sharon initially nominated them with Matt and Natalie, but the latter won the PoV and pulled themselves off the block. And Joshuah cannot stand Allison. No siree.
But he also can’t stand a dirty butt.
Among the wonderfully nauseating happenings in the house the past few days included Joshuah (who has turned into Dustin, Part II, as HoH) detailing his gay sex practices. You think I’m kidding, but this is some fascinating stuff.
I’m such a prude, relatively. And Crazy Gay Porn James talks about anal lubing and analgasms with no questioning from Joshuah or Chelsia?
James and Chelsia have gotten particularly close, even doing a little threesome action with Allison. Not to worry, it was only a few kisses, but it’s by a mile the tenth most risque thing this season. Kidding.
What happens Wednesday night relative to the twist is big. Allison is campaigning hard, but she doesn’t realize that her eventual eviction might mean nothing.
The house has been advised to be prepared to gather in the living room upon hearing a sound, like a blaring horn or some such. The presumption by many is that this would be a cue for houseguest re-entry.
But we’ll not know at least until tomorrow night.
In the meantime, did Big Brother reach an all-time nasty low this week between the pseudo-threesome and the anal chit-chat?
Lisa said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:20 am
I totally agree, Jan. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, I had a HUGE MOMENT last night! What if, to really stir up the house (more like let’s set off a volcano in the house) and Wednesday night (since last Wednesday it was announced there will be a HUGE surprise THIS Wed. night), they have a GRAND ENTRANCE scene set up so you know something or someONE is about to happen and GUESS WHAT??? - ENTER Dick and Danielle to play out the rest of the season - to show them how couples can REALLY play the game!!!!!!!!!!! I mean think of Dick having his way with James, Josh, OH CRAP and Adam, then let’s go to the women - Chelsea will be SUCH fresh meat for Dick to rip apart, and Sharon (er Olive Oil) OMG!!! Then we have Danielle the Queen of COOL - OMG she would be in her realm with these morons and tearing them down a FEW PEGS. James is due to be shown how stupid, ugly and disgusting he really is.
Get this - today James goes “Oh and Natalie, we are SO impressed with you, a 28 year old working in a Bikini bar - how intelligent” - SAYS the pink mohawked, homeless 20 year old dude with absolutely NOTHING going for him - oh yeah except a BOW TIE tatoo on his chest - I mean James look in the mirror before making such comments.
I could SO keep going - Big Brother gave us such material for such foder that it’s too funny. Just when you think the show reached it’s lowest of lows they came up with THESE clowns!!!!!!!!!! OMG keep up the circus Big Brother - you make us ALL feel all the more NORMAL BECAUSE of it by comparison LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope everyone is well.
COME ON DICK AND DANIELLE - SHOW EM HOW IT’S REALLY DONE - AND, DICK, I THINK THEY ALL NEED A WAKE UP CALL (HINT HINT, LOL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the question is will they give anyone the opportunity to win twice - but talk about RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean watching these idiots, would anyone care to see ED and Danielle eat them alive?????
By the way - good to see you back again!
Lisa said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:21 am
well, you know lisa’s back, I posted this on the wrong entry, LOL!!!!!!!
jay jay said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:38 am
James is a loser he has no right to talk down on anybody he is weird i love love NATILE and MATTY…natile is the realist girl in that house the rest are losers and there fake i hope jen and parker come back i miss the real poeple but i’m rooting for natile go girl ur are soooo real and beautiful inside and out and your faith will get you far…the other couples need to hang it up…and who is james to talk when he did “Gay Porn” he is a in the closet basket case and josh no words can describe him he’s fat and i know way hotter gay guys
Hope said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:05 am
I think that ED is booked for the season on housecalls. No??? I don’t think he will be entering but aahhh what fun that would be to watch, perhaps Eric and Jessica?
I hope not though. I think tonight the alarm will sound with tomm being the live show and Julie’s announcement about Big Brother history.. Josh is so paranoid as of now because James came in and said something about a diary call in.
I would like to see Janelle and ED if he was coming in but I doubt it because he is booked with Gretchen.
It’s funny because the HOH TV is not working and Josh is losing it. I don’t think it would be fair though to give Ali an unfair advantage she is on the block and didn’t win the veto so that should stay. IMO anyway.
James and Chelsia are on my last nerves agreed. James wants to be the “homeless guy that is ( I can’t think of his exact words) he said something to Chelsia to day about like the typecasted him as the homeless guy but he is quizzical or something to that affect.
Natalie is writing #’s down like the rainman and I think that she just got called into diary room I think the may have taken away her napkin lol…
So tonight maybe the night for the siren…. we will seeeeee
Nite all
Tinasz said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:22 am
Lisa:
I have to disagree with you regarding James and his future. Granted I agree with everything else except the fact that the dude with the pink carpet on top of his head has a grand future in gay porn that might lead to the exciting transition into mainstream porn!!! Who knows maybe a Vivid contract is in the works!!! LOL!!!!
HUGS,
Tina
Pat said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:42 am
This Big Brother not as interesting as last summer’s. Dick and Daniele were great.
Dick was one of the most interesting houseguests ever.
Wish he were here in BB9. He and Janelle would have really stirred up the house.
Star said,
March 5, 2008 @ 3:50 am
BBB…movve your prudish ass over cuz I’m right there with ya!! I hadnt seen that clip and it actually made me go EWWWWWWWWWW out loud and had my flailing hands trying to cover the screen! That was WAY more info than this straight girl EVER needed much less wanted to learn about gay sex!! Altho the coke part was freakisihly interesting……
I also noticed the lack of reaction by anyone on James’ full knowlwedge on the subject. Altho I think nowadays its more standard or accepted that alot of people are BI or just catagorize SEX in general….not straight and gay. But did you also notice that Chelsea seemed to be taking it all in and thinking most of it was riveting and /or humorous? I get a real *whore* vibe from her…ok, let me have it….i KNOW that wasnt*PC* but it was HONEST! And if I cant be honest with YOU guys…….;)
Im not sure what the big unexpected thing is going to be , but I cant seeing it being anything to do with Dick. He’d rip these kiddies a new….well, what Josh was talking about……and I am sure his winning 2 in a row isn’t anything BB wants. But if they DO bring anyone back, I think the couple(s) will be mixed up….like Amanda and Parker would be a hoot I think. But I dont see WHY they would do that…….just to extend the time??? I think whatever it is, it will be something none of us saw coming!!!(unlike we see it from the HGs in the house….)On that disgusting note……..
Peace out!
Star said,
March 5, 2008 @ 3:56 am
oh…side bar……has anyone else noticed tht light blue scarf that Sharon wears/carries around with her EVERYWHERE?? Who does she think she is..Linus??lol I had noticed it once or twice before, but have been seeing it more, like in the clip above, and it serves no fashion purpose that I can see……altho nothing would look especially fashionable with an oversized T-shirt and one’s hair in a perpetual knot so…go figure!!
tickles said,
March 5, 2008 @ 4:32 am
I was a rabid Big Brother fan last year….and the last couple of seasons. Dick Donato had my hormones in high gear and my heartstrings all twisted up. I still get all teary eyed when I remember his bravo performance in the final HOH competition standing in the rain..his pain racked body shivering…and got goosebumps when I heard Danielle say…”I am proud of you.”
I TRIED to watch this season of Big Brother. Could only make it through the first couple of commercials. The houseguests were pretty lame and boring and I could tell this was going to be all about sex. If I wanted to watch pretty plastic people in teenage type hormonal overdrive I would watch some MTV.
I can remember last season reading all the different comments and going into chat rooms…everyone had strong opinions and couldn’t wait to express them. Dick and his antics were certainly the talk of the Big Brother Fan Community. There were nights I stayed up until dawn defending Dick and extolling his virtues.
Even the lesser characters like Amber and Jameka were worthy of spirited debate.
And then of course…CBS made the inane decision to put Big Brother on opposite American Idol. (WTF!) What has CBS done to my beloved Big Brother. Where oh where is the Dick Donato’s? The Janelle’s and the Dr. Will’s? I can’t believe that
these were the most interesting people they could find in America.
It is a little weird, I know. But I honestly feel that (for me!) The Season of the Donato’s will never be surpassed. It wasn’t just the houseguests and their crazy actions. Or Dick and his sly sense of humor…or (god forbid!) Amber and her little talks with God..(Thank You, God!) It was my conviction that Dick wasn’t in it to win the money…(although that was nice icing on the cake!) Dick was there for a much higher purpose…to reunite with his daughter. I didn’t even need to see the final episode…the moment that Danielle said to Dick…”I love you, Dad” I swear I heard the angels sing! And I knew that all was right in the Big Brother world! Here’s to you, Dick Donato! You are sorely missed! The year’s Big Brother? Well, frankly my Dear. I just don’t give a damn!
Steve said,
March 5, 2008 @ 6:13 am
OMG there are a few houseguest this season that are driving me to drink and I don’t partake. Tonight I’ll work on Allison. Did you see her tonight on the POV competition? It was laughable. Screaming and carrying on like she had lost her fool mind. Made me sick. I truly believe her to be insane. Everybody, save for Chelsia, hates her and I think I have joined the bandwagon. She is so manipulative and we can all see right through her.Respect has to be earned and she still owes a lot. When she was going off on the guys around the breakfast bar about “yelling” at her, she in fact was louder that anyone else. T think there ought to be a funeral for her no flowers or crying please. Peace out!!
Steve
Kutepi said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:08 am
Okay…here’s my idea on the twist. After tonights eviction half of the house will be gone (and that includes Neil and Jacob!). So my thoughts are, after tonights eviction everyone comes back into the house (including Neil and Jacob) and plays as individuals and the season is actually going to be longer, rather than shorter. The funny part about that would be, everyone who has left the house is in sequester and everytime someone goes into the sequester house they get to tell everyone their sides of what has been going on in the house. Don’t you think it would be great if they all came back into the BB House only knowing what the evicted people have told them? Oh, I do! Teehee. :o)
lori said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:36 am
I don’t have a clue as to what the noise is going to mean, but the twist after eviction has to be something the evicted couple decides so i’m not so sure about just playing as singles, it would be fun if the evicted couple got to switch the couples up or pick hoh. i’m a huge bb fan but no so much this season, it’s def. making for interesting talks with my mom since she’s a huge fan too!
kellye said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:53 am
I would love to see ED and Danielle come back on the show. I would even like to Dr. Will and Janelle come back on the show that would be a another good twist to the game.
DonnaK said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:18 am
Ok, maybe its just me, but has anyone else noticed that Matt seems to have “gay” tendenicies(sp, sorry)…..the way he’s always hugging on the guys, him blowing off Nat(of course after she’s hummed him) and the way he rolls up his pants/sweats?…………as for the buzzer meaning, i think they will switch up the couples…….i also agree this hasn’t lived up to the hype and i don’t think it was intended to go as long as the regular seasons, this was put together as a fill-in during the strike, the regular shows will be back on in 2 weeks, so i see this ending soon……..but like a train wreck you see coming, we have to watch……..
Evil Me said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:33 am
The thought of Evil Dick and Dani returning to the BB House would really make this season of BB9 worth watching.
Bonnie said,
March 5, 2008 @ 9:33 am
I also say to bring in Evil Dick to clean up this filthy BB house if BB ever has such a filthy degrading set of HG’s in the future, IMHO I think they will have a hard time getting any companys to sponsor them due to such low ratings because of BB9 and the garbage these HG’s spew, so another season may be tough for BB to get on the air, sponsors have dumped shows 100% better than BB9, and they have to have sponsors………..
I keep thinking BB9 can only improve and get better but it hasen’t done that yet and the winter season is almost over!
I hope Allison is gone tonight Wed. feel sorry they paired her up with Ryan, very unfair to him, this broad is a total looney, and I think she could be dangerous because she’s lost it!
TinaL said,
March 5, 2008 @ 10:36 am
obviously even though BB9 really is boring and lame… we continue to talk about it.. which means we continue to watch it hoping for something interesting to happen.. but if nothing too great happens tonight.. this will be the last time I watch this season of Big Brother.
bbgal08 said,
March 5, 2008 @ 11:02 am
OMG, that video was ewww (as Star said). I haven’t been watching as much as I used to. I still watch BBAD to fall asleep though! Waiting anxiously for the “big twist”. But in the past some of these big twists were pretty little.
love bbgal08
crazycatchick said,
March 5, 2008 @ 11:33 am
You guy are crazy if you think BB would bring Dick as much as I like the show last year with Dick on the show It would be very unfair to the House guest the bring in any one that has been keeping up with the show and knows every things about every house guest. But I guess you all can wish.
This is my guess the couple that is voted out will get to pick one girl and one guy that was evicted and they will reenter the house and all the house and the couple party will be over.
I also hate the couple play. If one house guest is hated by the house it hurts the other house guest. Like to night are they going to vote out Sharon because they like
Adam more are Keep Ryan because he is a nice guy.
The couple play has been unfair for a lot of the guest this year.
That is my thought take it or leave it.
crazycatchick said,
March 5, 2008 @ 11:40 am
I just pop over the Joker site and some one had a good point . The BB in the UK
they had a half way house where the evicted house guest played for the right to go back in the the BB house. You think this might be happing in the US BB. Guess we will see to night. But it sounds like they could be doing just that . Have any one heard from any evicted house guess or seen them on any T.V. show are commercial like in the years past.
Just a though
waiting for the horn to sound
Orange_power said,
March 5, 2008 @ 11:43 am
OMGG…. James just flew under the radar. Big Time!!! Like he’s all educated in the lubbing and the terms. And when he asks Joshua if he ever had a anal orgasms (????) , which is first of all a “How would you know?”, and then he says” Its Intense!!” And NO ONE even considered his comments….
Wow…… those guys are naive….
anyways made me laugh
sue said,
March 5, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
I think BB could do something about the mouth! It is alful to watch and listen to.
and the dirty sex stuff, can’t let the kids watch anymore and i think i won’t be watching long either. i have watched BB since the first one and I just loved it but it has realy gone to the dogs and a waste of air time.
crazycatchick said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
James if just plain nasty. I dont know why any one would want to sit around and listen to dirty sex talk. I know I know some of you think it is entertainment and it is for some on late late night T.V. but this is coming on at prime time. Sue I am with you BB has gone to the Dogs . lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.
KustardPie said,
March 5, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
what I want to know is why, when Allison goes on a whining kick about why doesn’t Josh not like her anymore, can’t someone tell her “IT’S BECAUSE YOU LIED TO HIS FACE ABOUT BEING GAY!!!”. I don’t get it, is she that stupid?
Natvtxn said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
*CCC*, I SO agree about ED. Can’t bring him or Dani back in. Researched some “spoilers” and no copy cat going on.
Once again, NO BBAD TOP TEN, altho it was pretty funny watching Josh “bug out” thinking the siren was going to go off during the nite. He didn’t fall asleep till almost 3am! He wants to kick Alli out so bad, he can’t function.
Chels told Sheila her vote and James is hot about that! And yeah, Allie’s mouth is not something I’m going to miss. She does have “man rage” and tried to force Ryan to apologize to her. He said no at first, but finally relented just to get her to Shut Up!! Allie is in for a rude awakening when she gets out of the house. Josh said his church was going to have him exorcised. And, good grief, but Nat’s interpretation of the bible is…well….I don’t know. If you’re flashing your hooch for the world to see one day and then talking about all the blessings you are going to receive from being “persecuted?” The “child” is not playing with a full deck. 27 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET?!? And I am surprised that BB Producers let her keep her cheat sheet, even tho their just pics. Supposedly, she was not allowed to show Matt the paper, but could discuss it.
Okay…Favorite BB9 Moment….Josh’s account of Allie as a Fashion Contastrophe. That had me rolling. What a classic. I saved it and keep watching it.
See you in the Chat Room tonite!
Tammy said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
Last night was a toss up between biggest loser and BB9, BB9 lost lol I am disappointed so much with BB9
crazycatchick said,
March 5, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Tammy you right toss up between the two good thing I have several TV hubby watch BB and I watch BL . See all i need to see on Latenight.
hope to see you to night in chat room. ccc
imyourdog said,
March 5, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
the BB9 house is full of trash and wouldn’t want to see 1 of them come back, they really dug to the bottom of the barrel for these losers, every last one of them, especially Jen & Parker, the worst 2, can Matty’s eyes be any more cross-eyed?
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
I think in Big Brother UK they let the public vote on which evicted character they would like to send back in the House - I remember the people in the house anxiously waiting to see who it would be. The character did not last for long after getting back in the House - the other guests decided that they didn’t like that twist - so they evicted her again. One character was also evicted for a racial remark - which I’m pretty sure would not have got them evicted here.
Someone said,
March 5, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
Well i hope that Dick and danielle don’t come back cuzz if they did all the other house guests are going to evicted them.i think there going to switch couples or go single or something like that…..buttttt i don’t no!
TinaL said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
Just a question.. if i remember right.. which i could be wrong.. wasnt Sheila the one that originally brought the issue up of pretending they were gay? why is she not on the hot seat along with Ali?…
Arlene said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
When the alarm rings<and they are all gathered in the living room!
I hope they drop the BOMB and make the following changes to finally have a more exciting BB Season -
Switch of Partners !…or better yet …SINGLE
If past players were to join…my choice would be for: Dick..but NOT Danielle!
Something definately has to be done !
My boyfriend –says that they should have NO elimination tonight..and SWITCH partners !! …for very interesting viewing afterwards !! hahaha…(I can see that happening too)…
Lisa said,
March 5, 2008 @ 7:33 pm
IMYOURDOG, i’ve never been one who rejoiced in someone’s flaws that can’t be helped (I’m too flawed myself), but have you ever heard of “lazy eye”? It’s what Matt has - it’s classic. Sadly it’s obvious he didn’t have the treatment he should have had when he was a little boy - because if he would have, that eye wouldn’t turn OUT (he’s NOT cross eyed) the way it does. My one son had it and I did EVERYTHING it took to exercise the eye and worked with an optomologist. We were successful and you’d never know he had the problem. The people you should blame are his parents who obviously didn’t care enough or didn’t take him to an eye doctor as a child, becuase it IS treatable.
How dare any of us make fun of someone’s pain. THAT explains Matt’s concentration on being physically strong and attractive - which he is. AND, if you were more observant, INSIDE he’s a really nice kid!
IMYOURDOG, could you post a picture of yourself here? I’m sure by your evaluation you’re PERFECTION, am I right?
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:31 pm
Allison and Ryan have been evicted but the siren sounds and the front door is locked so everyone must come back to the living room - The game has changed
They are no loonger couples and are playing as individuals. Allison and Ryan only one will leave tonight -
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
The house guests have a few minutes to consider who to evict - which one Allison or Ryan - Sharon and Josh will break a tie - one by one they go to the diary room to vote - Allison is evicted by a vote of 6 to 0.
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
The head of household is Ryan - something new is about to be revealed - America is about to vote on which evicted house guest should return.
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
something new is about to be revealed - America is about to vote on which evicted house guest should return.
Natvtxn said,
March 5, 2008 @ 10:05 pm
It looks like on a lot of other sites, everyone is already voting for Alex to come back. Which is fine. But the four boys are moving into Adam/Matt’s room (well, maybe not James) and starting an alliance. The girls need to start one too, but I’m sure Mattie will keep Nat in his back pocket so he can get info. She is too blind to see him for what he really is.
Well, this should get interesting, but I’m already tired of this crew and am ready for BB10. When Matt said, “were ALL going to get in the hot tub tonite” YUK…I’m not looking forward to BBAD. It’s just dragging on already.
Jenna said,
March 5, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
Where is everyone - doesn’t anyone have any thoughts about who should get to come back into the House - I think Alex would be good - but for the sake of causing trouble - how about Jen - Amanda or Allison - think of the fighting and back stabbing that would cause. Allison was so happy when the siren went off and she thought that she and Ryan had been saved - only to find out that one would be going and it would be her - she was shocked - voted out unanimously in one night - a litttle hard on the ego. The house guests don’t know that one of those evicted will be coming back - another surprise fot them!!!!!!
Star said,
March 6, 2008 @ 1:19 am
I have thought all along that the couple thing was stupid…but in retrospect, now that they have broken them up with the big TWIST tonite, I think it’s kinda excitng and was a good way for BB to shake things up. And a good time to experiemnt too since this is the 1st and maybe last winter season. It feels kind of strange now tho….I am used to watching these guys play as couples and I think its going to be hard to separate them emotionally for awhile.
Did you see the guys tho when the twist was revealeds? They were ecstatic….like men who just got divorces from the worst bitches in the world!! Especially Mattty! He JUMPED up to hug James, with Nat looking at him with big, hurt, doe-eyes,and then he stayed sitting by James….leaving here over there all alone…..not TOO subtle!!
And as to who should come back in, I already voted…for JEN!!! The house doesn’t need anymore guys to join the already strong *boys club*. The only real animosity towards Jen was Allison and shes gone, and I think it will cause alot of drama and spice to have Ryan’s GF back in the house. Am SO glad Allison is gone and Amanda was really getting on my nerves at the end. Dont know Jacob but wouldn’t want to do that to Sharon. Parker and Matt were too good of friends and would be a dangerous team and ditto with Alex…..plus hes loaded in RL and doesnt need the money. So….there you have it…any other opinions??
americas4 said,
March 6, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Bring back Alex
bring back alex
americas4 said,
March 6, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
My idea on this whole thing would be that -
Iif you bring Jen back, she and Ryan are already a team/item.
If Alex is already loaded, he could give the money it to the needy.
Amanda is the second girl who should join. Period!!
Jacob is a guy. Who needs another.
Parker is the same way.
Forget Allison, she sucked it up and f*&ked up.
Either Alex or Amanda